Members enjoy 1 free toilet paper roll on the week of William’s Birthday!
The toilet paper store initially started when William Gable felt as though it was his need to hoard the toilet paper and force people to hug and kiss him just so that they could wipe their private parts with something other than leaves. He created a stand right outside of his bathroom hoarde of the toilet paper, and he would stand there and wait for people to come purchase the things that they bought from the grocery store. Whenever he got close to out of stock, he would force them to take him to the grocery store, and he would get the biggest box of toilet paper possible. Not long after, he started to sell other things like wipes, paper towels, floss, lots of soap, and multiple other needs of human beings that he stole from around the house. This went on for a while. Then the dad got tired of having to hug and kiss William for every piece of floss that he had and stopped letting William steal all his things. And then it turned sort of racist when William decided to make a form that you had to fill out and put your race on. The toilet paper store kind of shut down after that. But then, maybe a year later, it came back, using up the entire dining room. He expanded his business to selling popcorn and many other food items, having a fishing for toys activity for kids, and even creating a selling window with a coin slot that lights up and a money holder. Then, he got a refrigirator and even started selling drinks! It was such a profitable business, because he could just steal all the supplies! But then, the dad came back and said that William was taking up too much room in the dining room with the huge poster board and all of the tables blocking the entrances. The toilet paper store was shut down yet again. But than, a couple years later, a new toilet paper store was made in the dance room with a whole booth to work in, and a website was created, and people could get memberships, and many more futuristic things were created at the toilet paper store! And now, it is running fine. At least until the dad comes back and shuts it down again because it is right above the room that he takes naps in.